Would the guy who sticks “TRUMP” in big letters on everything from TRUMP Airlines to TRUMP Casinos to steaks and ties and hotels he doesn’t even own hide his ego behind a mere initial?
I’ve enjoyed your writing for years, Roy, going back to your Right Wing Blogger columns in the Village Voice. You were always great at skewering hypocrites and GOP shills but you really do owe a debt of gratitude to Trump, since he’s broadened your oeuvre by forcing you to become fluent in Sociopath.
Telling, y'all, hard to laugh at the the US's answer to Josef Stalin -- kill as many people to get the job done, no limit on deaths. Now the Don wants to do the same: Send people back to work ASAP so as many people as possible get sick and die. I suppose the idea is that that's what Wall Street wants in order to be banging 30k by whenever the election will be. Seriously.
But that downer said, I was more amused than not by today's effort. However, while Roy did a yeoman's job channeling the Don's voice, gotta say I was listening to Monday's spew and I didn't hear a single sentence, coherent or otherwise.
While this is a grimly hilarious parody, it could easily be the transcript (go read it!) of any of the Trump Clown Show daily pressers, which are really just substitutes for his Bund rallies. And, of course people have already sickened or died from ingesting the chloroquine phosphate (fish tank cleaner). Stop broadcasting the Trump Show, MSM!
1. I can't believe Trump would do this... without setting up a toll-free number for MAGAts who don't have internet access. Really, this whole scenario is frighteningly plausible.
Would the guy who sticks “TRUMP” in big letters on everything from TRUMP Airlines to TRUMP Casinos to steaks and ties and hotels he doesn’t even own hide his ego behind a mere initial?
I’ve enjoyed your writing for years, Roy, going back to your Right Wing Blogger columns in the Village Voice. You were always great at skewering hypocrites and GOP shills but you really do owe a debt of gratitude to Trump, since he’s broadened your oeuvre by forcing you to become fluent in Sociopath.
It's called "T2" because he can't pronounce "Chloroquine" the same way twice.
Actual chloroquine is in very short supply. But chloroquine phosphate is readily obtainable at most any pet store that sell aquarium supplies.
So I can totally see Trump's dimwitted loin-fruits selling chloroquine phosphate because, hey! what's the big diff, right?
Telling, y'all, hard to laugh at the the US's answer to Josef Stalin -- kill as many people to get the job done, no limit on deaths. Now the Don wants to do the same: Send people back to work ASAP so as many people as possible get sick and die. I suppose the idea is that that's what Wall Street wants in order to be banging 30k by whenever the election will be. Seriously.
But that downer said, I was more amused than not by today's effort. However, while Roy did a yeoman's job channeling the Don's voice, gotta say I was listening to Monday's spew and I didn't hear a single sentence, coherent or otherwise.
"Man dies after ingesting chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus."
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142454870
While this is a grimly hilarious parody, it could easily be the transcript (go read it!) of any of the Trump Clown Show daily pressers, which are really just substitutes for his Bund rallies. And, of course people have already sickened or died from ingesting the chloroquine phosphate (fish tank cleaner). Stop broadcasting the Trump Show, MSM!
1. I can't believe Trump would do this... without setting up a toll-free number for MAGAts who don't have internet access. Really, this whole scenario is frighteningly plausible.
2. Found a typo: "the wonder drug they cakk it".
This is really going to cut into my Forsythia profits if it takes off
T2 in Action.
So now you get into your DeLorean and zoom back one day into the future, is that it you scammy fuck?