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Senator Sanders, when did you stop beating your wife?

Senator Sanders, you call yourself a socialist, yet I personally saw you pay money for a pack of gum at the deli downstairs before this interview. Can you explain your hypocrisy?

Senator Sanders, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? No googling allowed.

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Sanders, being from Vermont, IS a woodchuck. That's what we call ourselves up here. And since I can chuck wood, I can tell you that the average woodchuck can chuck about two cord of wood in an afternoon.

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Aha, so it WAS a trick question after all!

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"Hey you damn Bernie Sanders! Stop chuckin' my wood!" (New Geico commercial)

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in upstate New York Woodchucks are the people with Anglo and Dutch names whose ancestors failed to escape the region over the past four centuries. Immigrants from Brooklyn are the subjects of stories they tell to frighten the kids.

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