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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Also:

Senator Sanders, when did you stop beating your wife?

Senator Sanders, you call yourself a socialist, yet I personally saw you pay money for a pack of gum at the deli downstairs before this interview. Can you explain your hypocrisy?

Senator Sanders, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? No googling allowed.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

You left out the part where Dean Baquet asks Bernie why he's so devoted to Iran and why he sides with the terrorists and hates America. It is, after all, a given at the NYT that anyone who would run against a Republican is by definition a Muslim extremist atheistic socialist communist Sharia-loving anti-American counter-culture abortionist homo promoter.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I wanted to give this one TWO hearts, but it wouldn't let me.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

That's it, I'm booking a flight to Venezuela City to see the statue of President Eva Peron.

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"Deracinated" is an interesting word. " I deracinated that whole row of beets. " is proper usage . And I'm pretty sure the last B-12 I bought was deracinated.

Last time we had Thanksgiving dinner at the in-laws I could have sworn the whole meal, dessert and all had been deracinated. Turns out it had been deflavorized. Subtle difference.

Funfact about the Heartland. Rural folks hate hate hate Jews. This in spite of the fact many ,maybe most, have never met anybody Jewish . Unless they went to the county seat to get glasses from that nice Doctor Lieberman one street over from the courthouse. Most everybody goes to Walmart for their glasses these days so anymore that's pretty rare.

Farmers like to blame a lot of their problems on Jew Bankers. Even though they have lived in the same small town all their lives and went to school with their banker and their bankers family - hell, they saw them every Sunday down at the First Baptist Church and made a point of saying hello at fellowship after the service, all their problems, when they're hanging out at the grain elevator with all the rest of the farmers are the fault of Jew Bankers.

They're losing a fuck ton of money on this tariff bullshit, everyone but the real big players. Who do you think they blame? It ain't Donald Trump. It's some Banker named Goldman.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Bernie (P) and Elizabeth (VP) ~ *sigh

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Milton Supman, a.k.a. Soupy Sales, was born in Franklinton, NC (in 1926!). That’s somewhere in the Waste Land between Durham and Farmville. Just the thought of growing up in those circumstances makes me itch.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

you sure produce funny, readable shit Roy. thanks.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Bernie's got more than the NYT against him. At our county Dem committee meeting, the state chair showed up to tell us how to become delegates to vote at the national convention. When he took questions, somebody asked, "How do I become a superdelegate?" The answer basically was, "the establishment absorbs you."

As Hillary had not even gain the 15% against Bernie in 2016, she was not eligible at the time to receive any delegate votes, yet all 14 of Vermont's went to her at the national convention. This was because our 14 delegates had to contend with 8-- count 'em, 8-- superdelegates. Thy just steamrollered the Bernie supporters. The progressives who hang out with the Democrats must be motivated by that passage in Scripture where Jesus hangs out with sinners.

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Jan 14, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Roy, you missed the part where Bret Stephens came in and pointed at Bernie like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of The Body Snatchers.

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I especially like the scene with Ivanka, for "fairness". Objectivity means you must respect every side of an argument regardless if one side of the argument is bigoted and stupid.

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This is hilarious

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