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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Love the ‘70s touches, it’s just like a rerun of Mannix, only with morons.

I’m not saying it’s a solution to chronic stupidity or entrenched racism, but maybe if the MAGA goons simply jerked off more, they’d at least be less irritable.

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Apparently the PBs are talking about making a human moat around Disgraceland so the authorities can't take Trump away. What's a human moat? Don't ask because they don't know either.

But Trump himself is focused on the most important thing--raising money from his followers. Some accounts I recall say he raised more than $100 million last year for his "legal defense fund." I'm sure every dime he collects goes straight into his pocket. What are his lawyers gonna do? Sue him from jail (since that's where most of them end up)?

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Now do the Proud Boys attempt CPR after Trump suffers cardiac arrest. “You do the mouth-to-mouth!” “No, you do the mouth-to-mouth!” “Why couldn’t this be Ivanka?”

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL is right. Looks like he deleted the tweet.

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

This has the ring of truth, particularly the after scenes at the hotel.

And the good news is yesterday, Proud Boys fucked around and found out that New Yorkers will punch Nazis:

https://www.joemygod.com/2023/03/proud-boys-bloodied-at-nyc-drag-protest-video/

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I was waiting for them to ask the audience to clap their hands so Spyder

could magically be set free..

I see pictures of these proud boys and I think - If you take away their masturbation, what do they have left?

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

I want the Roy Edroso Theater Experience, with a rotating bill of your finest one-acts. I will pay any price!

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Well, at least Mushmouse got to sleep in a bed.

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Mar 20, 2023·edited Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

I have to say, The Young Rebels looks like a helluva good time, my first thought was "Mark Hamill?" when they showed the blond guy, til the actor's name came up onscreen. And Louis Gosset Jr.! Now THAT'S how you do Revolutionary-war cosplay!

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Do the people lamenting Isaiah Hartenstein’s NBA woes at the hands of the Woke Racist Knicks know that his father is Black?

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Please make this movie. It's time we get some popular culture mocking of this f*cking clownshow. And don't forget the finale where NYC law enforcement scoops them all up with a giant kitty litter-scooper device that deposits the stupid turds into prison.

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I was waiting for the Dr. Who scarf to get accidentally pulled off by a passing lesbian on a Citibike, but I see how that would have screwed with the plot, so never mind.

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Mushmouse and the Beagle Boys! Those are some deep cuts, Roy. I would pay serious money to see this in an off-off-off Broadway experimental theater.

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Masterful, Roy. Just perfect. Thanks.

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MUSHMOUSE: Yeah! Like Sarah Palin!

HEDGEHOG: Who?

I have to admit, I LOL'd on that.

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Tarantino ain't got nothing on you, my man.

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