True fact: Every home in Urbana Ohio has a white ruled 3 by 5 index card with carefully printed directions to removing Cream of Mushroom Soup stains from polyester on the refrigerator door. It is held there by a magnet in the shape of cross with the words "Praise Him " in a faux Holy Roman Empire style script referred to in the font book as"Christian Soldiers. Everyone who lives in these houses Is constipated from either their opioid addiction or all the Process cheese food product they consume.
Does anyone there own a sports coat or suit jacket, or is "sweaty middle school vice principal" the default fashion?
True fact: Every home in Urbana Ohio has a white ruled 3 by 5 index card with carefully printed directions to removing Cream of Mushroom Soup stains from polyester on the refrigerator door. It is held there by a magnet in the shape of cross with the words "Praise Him " in a faux Holy Roman Empire style script referred to in the font book as"Christian Soldiers. Everyone who lives in these houses Is constipated from either their opioid addiction or all the Process cheese food product they consume.