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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Broke it down good, boy!

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Don't know which is funnier, the idea of Boy Historian falling into the pond in the pitch dark (you know he would) or the Return of Doctor Strangejudge.

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Given Roy's love of Jonah, this must've been, like, joyful to write.

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May 2, 2023·edited May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Harlan Crow is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

I watched "Eyes Wide Shut " a few weeks ago. This reminded me of that for some reason. This could probably use some naked women in masks. That was the best part of Eyes Wide Shut.

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Harlan Crow has plenty of defenders! The best defenders money can buy, of course. Everyone he's given large checks to loves him.

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Nino lives! Hide your family and your groceries too!

How is it that Jonah didn’t fart like a foghorn once he realized he was the prey for the decent, honorable, august company’s fake Hunger Games? Maybe he’s developed some intestinal fortitude? Nah!

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Run, fat boy, run!

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Making Goldberg run? The Cruelty is the Point!

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

I liked Scalia dead.

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Ha, I had forgotten that Scalia's death had occurred at some fancy-schmancy hunting lodge in Texas, an early clue to the Lifestyles of the Rich and Judicial not followed up on til Pro Publica began looking into Clarence's globe-hopping.

A look through the Wikipedia article on the owner of the lodge, one John Poindexter (no, not THAT John Poindexter) reveals "Poindexter started the Tidewater and Big Bend Foundation, dedicated to acquiring, restoring, landscaping and furnishing ante bellum houses and properties in New Kent County, VA, Charles City County, VA and Shafter, TX." So, you know, most likely a big fan of slavery. He's probably got a guy whose only job is polishing the shackles in the basements.

Also, "Poindexter holds a leadership position in the International Order of St. Hubertus, a hunting society" which brings us back to the original topic, doesn't it?

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Too unrealistic. As if Fat Tony would ever give up his power to distort the Constitution for the benefit of the worst people in the world. Now if RBG were the sacrifice, I could buy that. Instead of “Eyes Wide Shut” (bows head in memory of Kubrick), I hear echoes of “Kingsman.” Colin Firth would make a great Justice Roberts (and of course Danny Devito as Scalia’s ghost.)

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

So is it inappropriate to be shrieking, "Do it Roy!. Do it! Blast that doofus motherfucker!" ?

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Aw, poop, I thought Dr. Strange was going to be involved.

CROW: "Invisible eye of AgaMULATTO, more like!'

(hearty laughter)

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Also, why do I keep flashing on the definition of Santorum?

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Ol' Scaley was considerate enough to actually expire ON my birthday - best present I got that year. Limbaugh came close, but missed by a few days.

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May 2, 2023Liked by Roy Edroso

Dark Roy is the best Roy.

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