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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

I think we're gonna need a bigger gavel...

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

Andrew McCarthy? I'm confused.

No, I mean more than usual – knock it off back there!

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You are THE best, Roy.

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

An thanks much for the Tweaker/Speaker bit

Now I can cross that one off my to-do list

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

You know, gotta confess that I was a little bothered that the humor/dotard ranting ratio was out of whack here the last couple of weeks.

Then I see today's headline and think: Well, the reality cracks me up. So I'm prepared for yet another rant, but no, we get yucks. Bt what's bizarre is that the Kraven Kevin here is something of a straight man while it's the real one that's the joke. Life's funny like that.

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Jan 4·edited Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

We're lucky "Dead -Eye" Rittenhouse wasn't in town for January 6. This could be a whole nother country.

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

I hadn’t heard about the investigation of Biden’s dogs. Finally, a witness less articulate than Jim Jordan! But how does a German Shepherd take the Fifth?

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL swell. Rittenhouse is an inspired choice. He'd not only be second in line should the President and VP be incapacitated, he'd be the first Speaker who could actually make that happen.

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

Okay, didn't see that coming.

Enjoy the shitshow, folks. It's funny now, but man are they gonna fuck us all. Gonna miss democracy.

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I'm a boomer, Roy. I have followed you for years. From back in the day when Facebook was cool. It's a safe space for me now because I'm a ruthless friend/unfriender.

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Jan 4·edited Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

We pay these damaged clowns 145,000 a year salary. They earn exponentially more than that off of the graft and corruption. Each one of them has a staff that cost us another half a million a year (per representative!) These people have found their dream job - making Big Bank talking shit on social media.

I have a couple of suggestions. Since it's the people paying for all the graft and corruption that really make out with their relationship with their representative- why don't they just go ahead and pay their salary too? They could at least chip in for the staff.

Never happen I guess- one thing we really could do though. How about we don't pay these assholes until they actually start working?

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

>>> You caught the car but none of you know how to drive.

Nice.

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

Well done: and I didn't see that murderous little twerp Rittenhouse coming (although he has been prominent in your cast of miscreants..)

I am concerned about the removal of metal detectors from the Capitol. I expect a shooting within the year, seriously. The yahoos I happen to know who seek open carry want to pack heat to intimidate: and the MAGAts in Congress will try it, certainly.

And in the bad choices from the NYTimes, I see they've hired you ol' buddy David French...

I know one liberal who is mad at me because I won't resub to the Times.

He thinks the NYT Pitchbot is unfair...

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

I only wish McCarthy would talk to these dipshits with that much confidence and authority. What he SHOULD have been saying to them back in December was "I'm Kevin McCarthy, bitches! And I'm all you've got! So either get someone else to actively run against me or shut the fuck up."

Instead, he demonstrated he's got the spine of overcooked linguini that everyone has always known him for.

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Jan 4Liked by Roy Edroso

Why not the kid? HOUSE is in his name, right?

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"two open boxes of pizza"

Ha! This is the sort of error made by un-American left-wing coastal bubble communists.

America's speaker wouldn't be seen with anything less than Chick-Fil-A in one hand and a gun in the other, since they removed the metal detectors!

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