Watching Jared Kushner play a lead role in the government’s COVID-19 response may be what finally breaks me. Who the fuck does that sentient cup of plain yogurt think federal stockpiles are *for*? There isn’t a state called Federalania.
The best description of Kushner I ever saw was on twitter when someone said in every picture taken of him, he looks like the ghost of a 10 year old Victorian boy who is only visible in photographs, and a week after you see him you die.
“You know, like Hitler. Had to kill himself, nobody else could do it. Also, tell ya the truth, I got so much of that ‘medicine’ in my bloodstream it probably kills the thing on contact, like Raid.” I can’t even. Genius, Roy.
(Seen elsewhere: “You gotta say this for der Führer: he’s the guy who finally killed Hitler.” “Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. How fucked is that?”)
If this whole bleak episode (of America, not of the list) ends in Elon finally being universally acknowledged as a clown no one will be able to say no good came of it.
He might not be following your script exactly, Roy but Captain Chaos seems to be setting Jared up for something. And has there ever been a more likely patsy?
"[I]sn't she married to --the fellow from the Subway ads?" Snerk.
At least that Jared paid for his crimes.
I had to click on the link and now I want that tunic, damn you!
Watching Jared Kushner play a lead role in the government’s COVID-19 response may be what finally breaks me. Who the fuck does that sentient cup of plain yogurt think federal stockpiles are *for*? There isn’t a state called Federalania.
The best description of Kushner I ever saw was on twitter when someone said in every picture taken of him, he looks like the ghost of a 10 year old Victorian boy who is only visible in photographs, and a week after you see him you die.
Didn’t see this coming. I thought for sure it would be Peter Thiel.
The laughs are getting grimmer.
“You know, like Hitler. Had to kill himself, nobody else could do it. Also, tell ya the truth, I got so much of that ‘medicine’ in my bloodstream it probably kills the thing on contact, like Raid.” I can’t even. Genius, Roy.
(Seen elsewhere: “You gotta say this for der Führer: he’s the guy who finally killed Hitler.” “Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. How fucked is that?”)
I don't find much to laugh about these days but this one tickled the old funny bone. Thanks!
If this whole bleak episode (of America, not of the list) ends in Elon finally being universally acknowledged as a clown no one will be able to say no good came of it.
Criswell predicts Invanka vs. Melania, Godzilla-sequel style.
He might not be following your script exactly, Roy but Captain Chaos seems to be setting Jared up for something. And has there ever been a more likely patsy?