I don’t know if anyone else has pointed this out, but I find it very amusing that the Usual Suspects are getting their knickers in a twist about Superman being bisexual (this is a *fictional comic book character* mind you), but back in the day when Superman was an incel nerd who pined for Lois Lane at a distance and never got laid, they were just fine with that and considered it “normal.”
Telling on themselves, I think.
And what is it with conservatives and their obsession with the sex lives of children’s show puppets, comic book protagonists, and superheroes?
When a conservative figure turns out to be a hideous human being who violate every precept conservatives claim to hold dear, well, that's just the way those manly men go about being men in a manly way. So it's just cancel culture to demand Sundown ride off into the sunset.
On the other hand, when we learned that Elliot Spitzer fucked a hooker with his socks on, we knew that such abject moral degeneracy could not be permitted in any public office. So forcing Spitzer to resign was just what upstanding moral people would have wanted.
You could make a fuck ton of money I bet as a conservative commentator. Your soul would be forever marred with foul ink black stain - you could afford an Audi though. That A8 is a nice -ass car.
I found this post very, very persuasive oh wait it's a parody?? Y'all know I occasionally fail to realize that because dotard.
But this Gruden thing, I don't get it. It seems he quit over shit he said years ago, so why quit now exactly? I don't especially care but it's nibbling way at me. Need answers unless the whole thing slips out of the mind first.
Of course the asshole-of-the-moment was LOLing at Traumatic Brain Injury. When people are being hurt, you exercise those powerful shoulder muscles to just shrug it off, it's the Manly thing to do.
Very strongly hilarious, as our next president would say. But brilliant as it is, what's with all this "c-word, s-word, n-word" nonsense? Haven't great innovators in vulgarity such as Ben Shapiro demonstrated the strategic use of asterisks? The beauty of this technique is that one can appear to be virtuous while leaving no doubt about the obscenity or offense intended. Using his own method, I can call Mr. Shapiro a f*cking a**hole sh*thead and all will recognize exactly what I'm talking about. Yet writer and reader alike can remain pure, while protecting innocent children from blatant profanity. This method works no matter how many asterisks are employed. "Erick Erickson is a pig-faced m***********g piece of s**t." See?
LMAO, hit the bullseye, Roy.
I don’t know if anyone else has pointed this out, but I find it very amusing that the Usual Suspects are getting their knickers in a twist about Superman being bisexual (this is a *fictional comic book character* mind you), but back in the day when Superman was an incel nerd who pined for Lois Lane at a distance and never got laid, they were just fine with that and considered it “normal.”
Telling on themselves, I think.
And what is it with conservatives and their obsession with the sex lives of children’s show puppets, comic book protagonists, and superheroes?
When a conservative figure turns out to be a hideous human being who violate every precept conservatives claim to hold dear, well, that's just the way those manly men go about being men in a manly way. So it's just cancel culture to demand Sundown ride off into the sunset.
On the other hand, when we learned that Elliot Spitzer fucked a hooker with his socks on, we knew that such abject moral degeneracy could not be permitted in any public office. So forcing Spitzer to resign was just what upstanding moral people would have wanted.
You do that really well.
You could make a fuck ton of money I bet as a conservative commentator. Your soul would be forever marred with foul ink black stain - you could afford an Audi though. That A8 is a nice -ass car.
I love these chuff-muffins whole "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" routine. Who can afford real butter in this economy?
I found this post very, very persuasive oh wait it's a parody?? Y'all know I occasionally fail to realize that because dotard.
But this Gruden thing, I don't get it. It seems he quit over shit he said years ago, so why quit now exactly? I don't especially care but it's nibbling way at me. Need answers unless the whole thing slips out of the mind first.
Of course the asshole-of-the-moment was LOLing at Traumatic Brain Injury. When people are being hurt, you exercise those powerful shoulder muscles to just shrug it off, it's the Manly thing to do.
Another Edroso masterpiece. This is why I subscribe
I always thought Betty and Veronica had a thing going on and used Archie as a beard.
I always wanted to bang Betty. She was hot!
Hehe, that's funny as f-word!
(though insofar as these describe sex acts, and not acts of violence, I must as a Christian deplore them).
That is so true. Jesus was coming with a sword and not a d (word)
Very strongly hilarious, as our next president would say. But brilliant as it is, what's with all this "c-word, s-word, n-word" nonsense? Haven't great innovators in vulgarity such as Ben Shapiro demonstrated the strategic use of asterisks? The beauty of this technique is that one can appear to be virtuous while leaving no doubt about the obscenity or offense intended. Using his own method, I can call Mr. Shapiro a f*cking a**hole sh*thead and all will recognize exactly what I'm talking about. Yet writer and reader alike can remain pure, while protecting innocent children from blatant profanity. This method works no matter how many asterisks are employed. "Erick Erickson is a pig-faced m***********g piece of s**t." See?
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1985/06/13