The formula

A White House medical consult

[The Oval Office. HAROLD BORNSTEIN, the Trump doctor known for his absurd exam letter as well as his appearances in this newsletter, is sitting on a sofa, dressed like a Hamptons vacationer. A MARINE in full dress stands at parade rest, facing him. BORNSTEIN is awkward.]

BORNSTEIN: This is all some mix-up. Listen, I hear this guy’s gonna get impeached. A…

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