So much for my cockeyed optimism -- I had hopes the slimness of the majority they held might -- MIGHT -- constrain them. But I forgot first principles: crazy gonna crazy.
It does amuse me that these goobers are trying to turn Hunter Biden's laptop into something akin to the Lost Ark of the Covenant -- all knowledge resides within, all questions answered, all mysteries solved. Let's hope they get their hands on it and meet the same fate as their Nazi heroes in the Indiana Jones movie.
Shirtsleeves Jim Jordan grilling smart people - I hope it’s broadcast uncut nationwide. As pro wrestling shows, America needs a daily smack down and Jim’s the perfect fall guy.
So the investigation into Hunter Biden's business dealings will absolutely show that Hunter (and thus Sleepy Joe) had/has a corrupt relationship with Ukraine. Therefore, the ONLY reason the US is sending massive amounts of armaments to Ukraine is to keep True Truth Warrior Vladimir Putin from uncovering the True Truth that Biden is protecting himself and his son by bribing the Ukrainians to not spill the beans.
Therefore, the United States should stop sending arms to Ukraine and start sending arms to Russia. Especially our most advanced and still-secret arms.
Yeah sure. Y'all can laugh now but you just wait until they point that debt ceiling AR-15 at the entire economy and pull the trigger. Fox'll have the oldsters in the streets demanding their Social Security and Medicare be cut. Then it's repeal and replace the whole Constitution, libtards. Oh, and by the way. AR-15 stands for "Anti-Regime" and the famous 15 words. H'yuk.
Impeachment is dead in the water once it reaches the Senate.
As for the House, I suspect it will be mostly smoke and mirrors as long as Democrats remember to abide by the new "Responding to Congressional Subpoenas is Entirely Optional" policy established by Republicans. i
Counting down to the first Republican "Defund the Police" bill. "Police" in this case being the FBI and Justice Department and all those new IRS investigators the Democrats hired.
Gosh, I can't WAIT until they dig up the ground around the White House, looking for the Secret Satanic Sacrifice And Adrenochrome Processing Facility Tunnels!
I think I see what you did there, but I can't tell if you are calling attention to their sanctification of HH's birthday, or if they are just higher than Musk in a moonshot...
Edited to add: Serves me right for not reading all the comments first...I promise to reform and do better*
So much for my cockeyed optimism -- I had hopes the slimness of the majority they held might -- MIGHT -- constrain them. But I forgot first principles: crazy gonna crazy.
It does amuse me that these goobers are trying to turn Hunter Biden's laptop into something akin to the Lost Ark of the Covenant -- all knowledge resides within, all questions answered, all mysteries solved. Let's hope they get their hands on it and meet the same fate as their Nazi heroes in the Indiana Jones movie.
"feats of upper-body strength”
Jesus Roy- this is hilarious.
I'm beginning to get a sense that my favorite satirist may be a bit "Thank you Jesus " giddy about working with the upcoming House leadership.
I look forward to the results.
Shirtsleeves Jim Jordan grilling smart people - I hope it’s broadcast uncut nationwide. As pro wrestling shows, America needs a daily smack down and Jim’s the perfect fall guy.
I'll bite: Witty as this post is, what are the odds the reality will prove yet more amusing?
(Yes, I know, there's bad shit coming for many but that's pretty much from SCOTUS. The harm this session will do is pretty limited.)
Maybe it's the cowpox that inoculates the voters against the smallpox of voting Republican in '24.
Who controls the Republican Party? Trump.
Who controls Trump? Putin.
So the investigation into Hunter Biden's business dealings will absolutely show that Hunter (and thus Sleepy Joe) had/has a corrupt relationship with Ukraine. Therefore, the ONLY reason the US is sending massive amounts of armaments to Ukraine is to keep True Truth Warrior Vladimir Putin from uncovering the True Truth that Biden is protecting himself and his son by bribing the Ukrainians to not spill the beans.
Therefore, the United States should stop sending arms to Ukraine and start sending arms to Russia. Especially our most advanced and still-secret arms.
Yeah sure. Y'all can laugh now but you just wait until they point that debt ceiling AR-15 at the entire economy and pull the trigger. Fox'll have the oldsters in the streets demanding their Social Security and Medicare be cut. Then it's repeal and replace the whole Constitution, libtards. Oh, and by the way. AR-15 stands for "Anti-Regime" and the famous 15 words. H'yuk.
Impeachment is dead in the water once it reaches the Senate.
As for the House, I suspect it will be mostly smoke and mirrors as long as Democrats remember to abide by the new "Responding to Congressional Subpoenas is Entirely Optional" policy established by Republicans. i
Counting down to the first Republican "Defund the Police" bill. "Police" in this case being the FBI and Justice Department and all those new IRS investigators the Democrats hired.
a bill calling for April 20th to be declared ... Should have been April 1st.
Gosh, I can't WAIT until they dig up the ground around the White House, looking for the Secret Satanic Sacrifice And Adrenochrome Processing Facility Tunnels!
I'm still west-coasty and late-waking, so missed the unveiling of today's opus, but damn:
"Roy Edroso Breaks It Down has been made privy"
C'mon, you cheapskates! A subscription might mean the difference for Roy getting indoor plumbing!
Off thread: I’m in the Barnes in Philly which is to art what the Grand Canyon is to nature. I may never leave.
April 20th...
I think I see what you did there, but I can't tell if you are calling attention to their sanctification of HH's birthday, or if they are just higher than Musk in a moonshot...
Edited to add: Serves me right for not reading all the comments first...I promise to reform and do better*
*Nah.
Now I've finally got to the end of the post, all I can say* is
2 MARKS!
*All y'all know me better than that – the * was just to get yer attention and make you snort coffee out yer nose a little...
" “special half-Congressional commendation” to Griff “Gut-Punch” Irgang, a personal trainer Greene met at the most recent CPAC."
Griff will be more thrilled than he was by his daydream of applying his monicker in real life to the now down-stepping Speaker...