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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

That's it, he's cracked it: have a gun-sniffing dog stationed at the ONE door through which everyone enters or leaves the school. Thank you, Mr. Mayor lmao.

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Highly amused. Echoes so much of what a fucking moron pandering to imbeciles and/or sociopathic he always is.

And, as always, such condolences as I’m capable of mustering to Roy for channeling the Trumpshit. As the nation further collapses into some un-democratic state, we’ll surely still have the freedom to mock our leaders. Maybe even disrespect them to their faces when they show themselves in public (unless there’s a good man with a gun ready to protect them).

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Holy shit, MAYOR? I need this to be a joke so much that I don't think I can even risk looking it up. Is this an unwarranted attack on the citizens of NYC? Yes, but also Rudy.

Ha ha, good one, Roy!

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Yesterday, Mrs. Derelict and I flew to the tiny municipal airport in Gardner, MA. After poking around the empty airport, we climbed back in our little airplane to fly back home. We had to wait for a bit while another airplane came in to land. I watched in awe as a really ratty Cessna 150 touched down and rolled past us on the runway. On the tail of this thing, the owner had taped foot-high letters "MAGA." On both sides of the nose was a caricature-style sticker of Donald Trump. Along the fuselage just above the registration numbers was "BUILD THE WALL."

I cannot believe a functioning adult would festoon their aircraft with such shit. But, then, he's a MAGA man, so both "functioning" and "adult" are questionable.

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Roy, now you're just a mere reporter —

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

National media now pivoting to talking about the police response in Uvalde ‘cause we need to blame someone besides the gun profiteers and ammosexuals. The NRA convention should have been treated like NAMBLA or the National Necrophilia Association.

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Midnight Rambler is a fitting coda.

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May 31, 2022·edited May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Trump reading the names of the Robb school victims complete with tolling bells AT AN NRA CONFERENCE has to be one of the more obscene post-massacre moments of all time. Almost as bad as his thumbs-up photo-op at the El Paso medical center with the infant just orphaned by a white supremacist inspired by Trump himself.

"The Democrats won’t tell you any of this because they want your kids to get killed instead of theirs."

That's because Democrats are all pedos, and these are the kids they pedo-fied. Dead pedo-fied kids can't talk, am I right? They can't talk. Or sue, which is like, worse.

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

Heartwarming story on the news yesterday about an AR-15 owner who handed in his gun at the police station, saying "I don't want this any more." He saw photos of the shooting victims, and one of them bore an uncanny resemblance to one of his own grandchildren. And that's all it took. We're still working on what to do with the AR-15 owners who don't have grandchildren, or do have grandchildren who, unfortunately, do not resemble recent school-shooting victims, but baby steps, right?

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He is rude, ignorant and ugly . You know he's got that stale urine/ rotten teeth old man smell.

How he made it to 70 without someone beating his ass dead amazes

me.

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May 31, 2022Liked by Roy Edroso

'They don‘t tell you things'=='You never listen'

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"when I was Mayor" is inspired. You can hear Trump think, "If Bloomberg can be Mayor, I could be, too." Not only would his audience believe it, so would he.

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I didn't hear the shameless psychopath's speech. (I did see his little tap dance after he read the names.)

So I'm assuming this is a transcript of what he did say. I mean, it could easily be that.

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