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Nice of Meadows to come out on national TV to say the administration is doing nothing about the pandemic. It's always great when you have Trump at his rallies telling the crowd he's doing everything--more than any president ever, you can bet because people are saying with tears in their eyes that he's doing so much just look at the book of accomplishments he gave Stahl--and the crowd is yelling and screaming that Trump is doing everything about the pandemic. And then his Chief of Staff goes on the TV and says, well, we're not doing anything at all except waiting for a miracle.<br>

Brilliant, that.

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It’s like quantum entanglement! Hey libtards, do you still think they’re still the anti-science party?

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schrodinger's virus. if you don't do anything about it, it doesn't exist

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Just took a look at the Fox website to see how the Meadows news is playing there, and guess what. In 30 headlines, there's no hint of it. Innnnnterestingly, also nothing about Trump's recent rallies, which all seem to be meltdowns...

Delightfully, in their top headlines, one is "4-year anniversary of Clinton's infamous birthday tweet sets social media on fire." That'll get the good people to the polls! Remind em why they GOTTA stop Biden!

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I would have cancelled my subscription if Wilbur didn’t pee on anything...

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Chekov's Gun, if you catch my drift

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at last! the pee tape surfaces!

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Wilbur Ross And The Fumbling Firehose Of Failed Fascism, floating into bookstores May 2021

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Nice!

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From what I can tell, there have been more meetings of the White House Council to Reopen America in these pages than anywhere else. Can't find a single word on Google about it other than its announcement in April. Here's hoping they announce a White House Council to Tell The Country to Fuck Off, maybe with an animated jerk-off motion gif for a logo. Giuliani could be a key advisor on that one.

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On the other hand, the Council to Fuck Over America has been in session nonstop for four years.

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You're missing a zero in there.

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Carry the one...

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I was expecting a post-apocalyptic landscape where the last remaining WH butler turns out the lights. This was funnier, but that goes without saying.

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Ross as dirty old man is great. I always thought he looked like scuzzy old lech.

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Wilbur Ross-->previous owner of the Bank of Cyprus-->Bank of Cyprus one of the leading money laundering mechanisms for Russia's oligarchs-->laundered Russian money makes its way to the Trump Organization (and others)-->Wilbur Ross, Trump crony becomes Secretary of Commerce. It's all about the money and the corruption.

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As my Mom would have said, "Oh my!" Good one Roy.

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> CARSON: [with a sweet smile] Ha ha, that’s just a joke.

I can literally saw and heard—with my mind's eyes and ears—the comedian Tim Meadows doing that line with the reading 'we‘ve had to put-up with acting like Master is great for a very long time and I‘m getting a much better deal than most of who have'.

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