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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Hate to break the news, but per the real patriots, yesterday was an FBI false flag operation. So, obviously, today’s post can’t ever happen.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

He definitely has a certain down home charm. I'm convinced.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I’m sorry, but count me among those claiming this is a false flag operation. Mr. Roseberry is far too well-spoken to be a true MAGAt.

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My God is this funny. I always figured the violent disintegration of the social order would be a hoot but I swear Roy, yer bringin' it in spades.

Dude uses all three names(or has 2 first names, not sure what the correct description is - Southern thing I guess, like bologna gravy and eggs for breakfast. And slavery) Anyway, with a name like Floyd Ray Boisenberry, there was no way he didn't end up parked at the Library of Congress making bomb threats. He'll end up on a speaking tour with that one psycho teen from Minnesota. Kid will give him non-stop shit because he didn't actually kill anybody.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Love this excerpt from “God Bless You, Mr. Roseberry” by Burt Bonnegut.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Of course you libtards are hiding the fact that this is a false flag and he’s a secret FBI agent meant to distract the public from Smokin’ Joe’s failures in Afghanistan. Roy is the Deep State!

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"...a lot of people say Floyd’s famous speech on August 19th was a Deep State False Flag to discredit our movement — and I’m not saying it wasn’t, because unlike the liberals I’ve got an open mind — I also believe that Floyd is a great American..."

Yep, that's it. I don't know how they do this mind-trick, but you captured it perfectly.

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The spelling of "hwut" is genius enough and worth the price of admission. But what does "I could awn Rumble" mean, and why does it elicit huge cheers?

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL - TGIF!

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I hope this means Margy and Matt have left Iowa! I don't suppose they took rancid Governor CovidKim Reynolds with them, though. Damn it.

Anyone else surprised the loony cracker Floyd Roy Whatsit is only 49yrs old?

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