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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Hate to break the news, but per the real patriots, yesterday was an FBI false flag operation. So, obviously, today’s post can’t ever happen.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Oh, damn. You beat me to it, fellow patriot.

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Contemporary conservatism consists of saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" over and over.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"And then I reject my own reality and replace it with the opposite 30 seconds later!"

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Yeah, but only one is fact based.

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My point exactly.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

It's an FBI false flag AND he's a Hero Patriot who's now a Political Prisoner. It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

He definitely has a certain down home charm. I'm convinced.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

The kind of guy you'd like to have a beer with. Or some crushed Oxycontin.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I’m sorry, but count me among those claiming this is a false flag operation. Mr. Roseberry is far too well-spoken to be a true MAGAt.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Initially, I wondered just what his point was sitting there with his "bomb" and all that loose change. Then, the more I listened to him, I began to see that there was a lot I agreed with. The South has many legitimate complaints. The healthcare system is a mess. Trump did win.

Now excuse me, but I have to get down to the diner for an interview with the Times.

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My God is this funny. I always figured the violent disintegration of the social order would be a hoot but I swear Roy, yer bringin' it in spades.

Dude uses all three names(or has 2 first names, not sure what the correct description is - Southern thing I guess, like bologna gravy and eggs for breakfast. And slavery) Anyway, with a name like Floyd Ray Boisenberry, there was no way he didn't end up parked at the Library of Congress making bomb threats. He'll end up on a speaking tour with that one psycho teen from Minnesota. Kid will give him non-stop shit because he didn't actually kill anybody.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"Dude uses all three names (or has 2 first names, not sure what the correct description is - Southern thing I guess, like bologna gravy and eggs for breakfast. And slavery)"

James Earl Ray would like a word. As would Lee Harvey Oswald.

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Billie Ray Cyrus! Tony Joe White, however, is a fine singer - songwriter. "Poke Salat Annie is a great song.

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Poke.........salat.

Chomp Chomp Chomp

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Is there a good reason why Tony Joe White makes Unknown Hinson (of blessèd memory) pop-up in my mind?

Oh, and another three-namer: Hank Williams Junior.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Nitpick: Oswald supposedly never used all three. Just before Ruby killed him, you can hear Tom Pettit of NBC say 'There is Lee Oswald[…].', perhaps the last time anyone ever didn't use all three names. We are all the assassins' mothers, scolding them, evidently.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I assumed news reports used all three names for assassins so that it winnows out anyone unfortunate enough to share the murderous nutjob’s first and last name.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Very good. I should have thought of that: I know someone whose financial transactions have been blighted by sharing their three names with a defaulter in the same county.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Love this excerpt from “God Bless You, Mr. Roseberry” by Burt Bonnegut.

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Of course you libtards are hiding the fact that this is a false flag and he’s a secret FBI agent meant to distract the public from Smokin’ Joe’s failures in Afghanistan. Roy is the Deep State!

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"...a lot of people say Floyd’s famous speech on August 19th was a Deep State False Flag to discredit our movement — and I’m not saying it wasn’t, because unlike the liberals I’ve got an open mind — I also believe that Floyd is a great American..."

Yep, that's it. I don't know how they do this mind-trick, but you captured it perfectly.

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That's the greatest gift Trump gave to his idiot followers, that anything can be whatever you want it to be, and if you want it to be the opposite thing 30 seconds later - or even at the same time - you can have that too. Total freedom from the tiresome constraints of logic and consistency.

Trump, thanks to his money and celebrity, had lived this way his whole life, but now anyone can have it. No wonder they love him.

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The spelling of "hwut" is genius enough and worth the price of admission. But what does "I could awn Rumble" mean, and why does it elicit huge cheers?

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL - TGIF!

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Aug 20, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I hope this means Margy and Matt have left Iowa! I don't suppose they took rancid Governor CovidKim Reynolds with them, though. Damn it.

Anyone else surprised the loony cracker Floyd Roy Whatsit is only 49yrs old?

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