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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I would just like to go on record that I am 100% ok with pepper spraying Elmo.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Seconded.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Thirded. (If ever there was a Muppet character that *didn't* need coffee. . .)

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

"Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter!"

"You communist POS!"

"No pepper spray Elmo, bro-- GAAAAH (blech)".

Later, in jail:

"Hey fuzzy, hand me that bar of soap on the floor there."

"OK Elmo help-- GAAAAAH"

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Srsly, a prison rape joke in 2020? Criminy

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Jun 18, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Yr right, so 2019. How about parents with dementia?

"Great speech, Dad!"

"Wait, this ramp is-- OOOFF!"

Later, in the hospital:

"Dad you OK?"

"Who the fuck are you?"

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Verily, the hits keep coming...

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I'm batting .333, like Tony Gwynn, who died young of a non-pepper spray cause, so you get spared a cancer joke to sniff about.

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Are you Bill Maher? Cause you're like a fucking comedy genius

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

This is obviously an Antifa-sponsored, Soros-funded attempt by the radical Left to indoctrinate our children and create a generation of Woke Preschoolers who will overthrow capitalism, burn police stations, and throw all conservative white men into gulags. I approve.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

This is the Tucker Carlson version of “Inception.” Nice!

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Kudos, and props for the shout to RF. I had such a nice time hanging out with them in VT. I know I shouldn't be surprised by "Panda Fuck' Carlson any longer, but this week or two has been something else. He probably ought to do a bit about how that new Roma muppet shits on Mr. Hooper's front steps

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Inspired. And Julia's shot to the eye is the second-most shocking injury in all of American culture, right after what's-his-name is killed in A Canticle for Liebowitz. Kudos! (Ernie should address Bert by name more.)

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I have to study up. I hope this will be a series!

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Caught on camera: Barney, founder of the Purple Civil Guard, seen with the muppet cops cracking skulls on the downbeats of "I love YOU! You love ME!"

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Not shown: Oscar the Grouch, an undercover cop/provocateur, shouting from his trash can. "Come on, you guys! Off the pig!"

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Dave Rubin feels so owned now.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

"[The name ABBY CADABBY appears as a super at the top of the screen.]

You just take away a few letters and you get A — C — A — B! See?

[Super changes as per.]

That stands for All Cops Are Bastards!"

Snort! LOL

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Tucker's gonna edit this and replay only this part to prove the Muppets are really on his side: DONUT MONSTER: [Clubbing merrily] DO-NUT! DO-NUT! [Pepper-sprays ELMO]

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Jun 18, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Sadly, Big Bird’s concussion from taking a baton to the skull has led to hallucinations of a large orange elephant. He remains under continuing care...

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