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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I would just like to go on record that I am 100% ok with pepper spraying Elmo.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

This is obviously an Antifa-sponsored, Soros-funded attempt by the radical Left to indoctrinate our children and create a generation of Woke Preschoolers who will overthrow capitalism, burn police stations, and throw all conservative white men into gulags. I approve.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

This is the Tucker Carlson version of “Inception.” Nice!

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Kudos, and props for the shout to RF. I had such a nice time hanging out with them in VT. I know I shouldn't be surprised by "Panda Fuck' Carlson any longer, but this week or two has been something else. He probably ought to do a bit about how that new Roma muppet shits on Mr. Hooper's front steps

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Inspired. And Julia's shot to the eye is the second-most shocking injury in all of American culture, right after what's-his-name is killed in A Canticle for Liebowitz. Kudos! (Ernie should address Bert by name more.)

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Caught on camera: Barney, founder of the Purple Civil Guard, seen with the muppet cops cracking skulls on the downbeats of "I love YOU! You love ME!"

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Not shown: Oscar the Grouch, an undercover cop/provocateur, shouting from his trash can. "Come on, you guys! Off the pig!"

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Dave Rubin feels so owned now.

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

"[The name ABBY CADABBY appears as a super at the top of the screen.]

You just take away a few letters and you get A — C — A — B! See?

[Super changes as per.]

That stands for All Cops Are Bastards!"

Snort! LOL

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Jun 17, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Tucker's gonna edit this and replay only this part to prove the Muppets are really on his side: DONUT MONSTER: [Clubbing merrily] DO-NUT! DO-NUT! [Pepper-sprays ELMO]

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Jun 18, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Sadly, Big Bird’s concussion from taking a baton to the skull has led to hallucinations of a large orange elephant. He remains under continuing care...

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