This is obviously an Antifa-sponsored, Soros-funded attempt by the radical Left to indoctrinate our children and create a generation of Woke Preschoolers who will overthrow capitalism, burn police stations, and throw all conservative white men into gulags. I approve.
Kudos, and props for the shout to RF. I had such a nice time hanging out with them in VT. I know I shouldn't be surprised by "Panda Fuck' Carlson any longer, but this week or two has been something else. He probably ought to do a bit about how that new Roma muppet shits on Mr. Hooper's front steps
Inspired. And Julia's shot to the eye is the second-most shocking injury in all of American culture, right after what's-his-name is killed in A Canticle for Liebowitz. Kudos! (Ernie should address Bert by name more.)
Tucker's gonna edit this and replay only this part to prove the Muppets are really on his side: DONUT MONSTER: [Clubbing merrily] DO-NUT! DO-NUT! [Pepper-sprays ELMO]
Sadly, Big Bird’s concussion from taking a baton to the skull has led to hallucinations of a large orange elephant. He remains under continuing care...
I would just like to go on record that I am 100% ok with pepper spraying Elmo.
Seconded.
Thirded. (If ever there was a Muppet character that *didn't* need coffee. . .)
"Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter!"
"You communist POS!"
"No pepper spray Elmo, bro-- GAAAAH (blech)".
Later, in jail:
"Hey fuzzy, hand me that bar of soap on the floor there."
"OK Elmo help-- GAAAAAH"
Srsly, a prison rape joke in 2020? Criminy
Yr right, so 2019. How about parents with dementia?
"Great speech, Dad!"
"Wait, this ramp is-- OOOFF!"
Later, in the hospital:
"Dad you OK?"
"Who the fuck are you?"
Verily, the hits keep coming...
I'm batting .333, like Tony Gwynn, who died young of a non-pepper spray cause, so you get spared a cancer joke to sniff about.
Are you Bill Maher? Cause you're like a fucking comedy genius
This is obviously an Antifa-sponsored, Soros-funded attempt by the radical Left to indoctrinate our children and create a generation of Woke Preschoolers who will overthrow capitalism, burn police stations, and throw all conservative white men into gulags. I approve.
This is the Tucker Carlson version of “Inception.” Nice!
Kudos, and props for the shout to RF. I had such a nice time hanging out with them in VT. I know I shouldn't be surprised by "Panda Fuck' Carlson any longer, but this week or two has been something else. He probably ought to do a bit about how that new Roma muppet shits on Mr. Hooper's front steps
Inspired. And Julia's shot to the eye is the second-most shocking injury in all of American culture, right after what's-his-name is killed in A Canticle for Liebowitz. Kudos! (Ernie should address Bert by name more.)
I have to study up. I hope this will be a series!
Caught on camera: Barney, founder of the Purple Civil Guard, seen with the muppet cops cracking skulls on the downbeats of "I love YOU! You love ME!"
Not shown: Oscar the Grouch, an undercover cop/provocateur, shouting from his trash can. "Come on, you guys! Off the pig!"
Dave Rubin feels so owned now.
"[The name ABBY CADABBY appears as a super at the top of the screen.]
You just take away a few letters and you get A — C — A — B! See?
[Super changes as per.]
That stands for All Cops Are Bastards!"
Snort! LOL
Tucker's gonna edit this and replay only this part to prove the Muppets are really on his side: DONUT MONSTER: [Clubbing merrily] DO-NUT! DO-NUT! [Pepper-sprays ELMO]
Sadly, Big Bird’s concussion from taking a baton to the skull has led to hallucinations of a large orange elephant. He remains under continuing care...