"Scenes we'd like to see"! This is beautiful, and you should become (as Key & Peele's "Luther" was "President Obama"'s Anger Translator) Joe's Disgust Heckler...
“Too stupid to know he’s malevolent and too malevolent to know he’s stupid” is an accurate description of about 75% of conservative pundits and journalists. The other 25% know what they’re doing and are simply amoral grifters.
I thought Trump coarsened the presidency and was hopeful Biden would return a little gravitas to the job, but at this stage I would love to see him tell many of the decision makers at the New York Times to go fuck themselves. Pass the popcorn.
Joining a focus group of Suburban Moms in progress, outraged by Biden's mask and vaccine mandates, they SWEAR they voted for him last time but this potty-mouthing is TOO MUCH and leaves them no choice.
If only it worked like this! I’d sacrifice my son to Cthulhu, if that would make it so.
Well, all right; not *my* son. But Steve and Kathy Doocy’s son, anyway.
"Scenes we'd like to see"! This is beautiful, and you should become (as Key & Peele's "Luther" was "President Obama"'s Anger Translator) Joe's Disgust Heckler...
Wait," cum laude” isn't a gospel song?
And did I just imagine yesterday? Or am I imagining this?
Note to self - get more of that weed...
Yeah, okay, this is my preferred reality. Nobody tell me what really happened.
Ah, Roy, you remind me of hours spent giggling over The Rude Pundit's debate scenarios.
For the record, if you had asked for, like, blog posts that always make me giggle when I read them, I've got that.
“Too stupid to know he’s malevolent and too malevolent to know he’s stupid” is an accurate description of about 75% of conservative pundits and journalists. The other 25% know what they’re doing and are simply amoral grifters.
I thought Trump coarsened the presidency and was hopeful Biden would return a little gravitas to the job, but at this stage I would love to see him tell many of the decision makers at the New York Times to go fuck themselves. Pass the popcorn.
I totally love the bit about being so stupid he sold his car for gas money (!)
"I have the people’s business to do, so goodbye, fuck you, and eat my ass." - sigh, both sides race to the bottom.
If only — (now I see Marcas beat me to it). Especially on the economic numbers.
Fox is giving that stupid son of a bitch Jesse Watters a prime time news slot. The IQ of America’s elderly racists will fall below 100 in 4…3…2…
Can we replace the real Joe Biden with this parody version? I like this parody version a lot more.
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Loved it.
And yes, exactly what the nation needs: some no shit straight talk.
I hope someone at the WH is reading this.
This was the moment when Joe Biden became my president.
"[Laughter.]"
This show don't need no laugh track.
Joining a focus group of Suburban Moms in progress, outraged by Biden's mask and vaccine mandates, they SWEAR they voted for him last time but this potty-mouthing is TOO MUCH and leaves them no choice.
What else can I write but LOL? Your approval rating dial is hockey-sticking upwards.