"Do you suffer from weak stream? Does urinating take longer than defecating? Now you can pee like the king with our exclusive Trump solid-gold* catheters! Convenient, disposable, and effective, these solid-gold* catheters will let you drain your swamp in the style you should be accustomed to! Order now and receive a Trump University diploma AND a set of Trump Steak Knives!"
Not to take anything away from your skills, Roy, because this is genius stuff, but the fact I could envision half of these shows as viable conservative programs pretty much says all that needs to be said about where we are right now in this country. Jesus Christ.
What in the wide world of what the fuck did Redstone find to talk to Trump about for an hour? Did he just give a solo presentation of his standard campaign rally logorrhea? Did he refrain from tweeting the whole time? Was there pussy grabbing? Maybe Roy should fire up the Trump Theatre engine and see what comes out.
(Saturdays and Sundays feature How To Cheat At Golf by Presidential Caddy Hack Hackerson; the rest of the weekend is rebroadcast Russia Today programming.)
I enjoyed this bit, it was funny. But more than that, I thank you, Roy, for the reminder that Roger Ailes (not the good one) is in hell. It just brightens up the whole day!
"The Good Ones," aka "Roseanne's Angels." Superhero team comprising Allen West (black, but one of the good ones), Michael Savage (Jewish, but one of the good ones), Milo Yiannopoulos (homosexual, but one of the good ones) and George Zimmerman (Hispanic, but one of the good ones) takes assignments from Roseanne Barr to hunt down practitioners of evil Identity Politics. Occasional guest appearances by Mohammed bin Salman (Arab, but....)
In a cartoon world where murder manifesto star Candace Owens appears with her new hubby (son of multimillionaire Baron Lord Michael Farmer) to condemn liberal elites and Hunter Biden, your work to maintain satire on life support is brilliant and much appreciated. What's even more nuts is that any one of the shows in your imaginary pitch would decimate Fox's ratings.
A classic of the genre, although classifying only the Midnight to 5AM block as "Porn" feels arbitrary, especially since newspaper jargon ("hed to come", "nut graf", "burying the lede") long ago led Cletus to believe all journalism is porn.
"Do you suffer from weak stream? Does urinating take longer than defecating? Now you can pee like the king with our exclusive Trump solid-gold* catheters! Convenient, disposable, and effective, these solid-gold* catheters will let you drain your swamp in the style you should be accustomed to! Order now and receive a Trump University diploma AND a set of Trump Steak Knives!"
*Cathetersnotmadeofactualgold.Simulatedgold-finishplastic.Cathetersnotsterile,useatownrisk.ProductofMexico(hecheenMexico).
Not to take anything away from your skills, Roy, because this is genius stuff, but the fact I could envision half of these shows as viable conservative programs pretty much says all that needs to be said about where we are right now in this country. Jesus Christ.
What in the wide world of what the fuck did Redstone find to talk to Trump about for an hour? Did he just give a solo presentation of his standard campaign rally logorrhea? Did he refrain from tweeting the whole time? Was there pussy grabbing? Maybe Roy should fire up the Trump Theatre engine and see what comes out.
I hear Trump has no trouble filling up the conversational space, telling a single story three or four times.
[read in Yoda voice] The Mad is strong in this one.
High praise indeed! Thanks
(Saturdays and Sundays feature How To Cheat At Golf by Presidential Caddy Hack Hackerson; the rest of the weekend is rebroadcast Russia Today programming.)
Roy. Does your imagination know no bounds, sir?
Only one way to find out!
Mike Judge, huh? Did he fall off the wagon after 9-11, or was he never really on it?
I like Judge, he's talented, but he is what he is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goode_Family
OMG I missed that one somehow. It’s like he visited Seattle and lost it. FYI I love Seattle)
I enjoyed this bit, it was funny. But more than that, I thank you, Roy, for the reminder that Roger Ailes (not the good one) is in hell. It just brightens up the whole day!
It *does* brighten up the day, doesn't it?
If only he'd lived long enough--and *just* long enough--to see the repulsively authentic make-up job they did on John Lithgow in Bombshell.
"The Good Ones," aka "Roseanne's Angels." Superhero team comprising Allen West (black, but one of the good ones), Michael Savage (Jewish, but one of the good ones), Milo Yiannopoulos (homosexual, but one of the good ones) and George Zimmerman (Hispanic, but one of the good ones) takes assignments from Roseanne Barr to hunt down practitioners of evil Identity Politics. Occasional guest appearances by Mohammed bin Salman (Arab, but....)
Open to alternate cast suggestions.
In a cartoon world where murder manifesto star Candace Owens appears with her new hubby (son of multimillionaire Baron Lord Michael Farmer) to condemn liberal elites and Hunter Biden, your work to maintain satire on life support is brilliant and much appreciated. What's even more nuts is that any one of the shows in your imaginary pitch would decimate Fox's ratings.
This should be your new Thursday joint, sez I. This well isn’t going dry anytime soon.
This feels like another one of those over-the-top parodies that is destined to be overtaken by reality before you can blink
... and I thought Sarah Palin was wacky.
Highly amused.
I wonder, though: Would a Fox News rip off be more valuable to CBS than CBS News? Not that CBS News is anything like it was in its prime.
This was pretty funny and mainly because how much it hews to the actual Fox viewer profile.
A classic of the genre, although classifying only the Midnight to 5AM block as "Porn" feels arbitrary, especially since newspaper jargon ("hed to come", "nut graf", "burying the lede") long ago led Cletus to believe all journalism is porn.