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Sep 18, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

“Pink shorts, boat shoes, and a Yale T-shirt” is perfect.

For me, the one upside to the new (and completely unsurprising) Kavanaugh revelations is how they hammer another nail into the coffin of Susan Collins’ political career. I will enjoy watching her be defeated almost as much as watching Trump lose. Provided she even runs, she may bow out to take that cushy consulting job she was promised in exchange for her vote.

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Sep 18, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

I dunno. Kavanaugh does not strike me as a dude who feels remorse at all. I assumed from the start that he didn't remember Dr Blasey-Ford because that was just another party for him, and he just thinks of that shit as good honest fun rather than, you know, sexual assault. Of course there are more women out there.

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This kinda wrecked me.

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Sep 18, 2019Liked by Roy Edroso

Corey Lewandowski's appearance before the House Judiciary Committee, coming off as an audition for Comedy Central's "So You Want to Be An Asshole" quiz show (starring Shane Gillis, in production), proves that even Roy's fervid imagination cannot match the maggots and blowflies that swarm on Trump's bloated carcass.

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"...the second phase of a bender, after the first unwelcome intrusion of sobriety forces a second and quicker ingestion of alcohol..." Ahh, if only I could say I am unfamiliar with such an experience. In fact, I feel a pinprick of sobriety coming on now...

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I guess I had assumed that the Federalist Society had paid off Kavanaugh's huge debts (via some deep-pocketed right wing asshole. But it apparently was the case that Trump himself pressured Kennedy to leave the SCOTUS while in perfectly good health by exposing his son's role in Deutsche Bank. So Trump certainly seems to own Kavanaugh.

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