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I wonder how many of the glibertarians who booed Trump will also vote for him come November? I'll bet it's most of them if not all of them.

Just like all these old-line stand-up Republicans who have said publicly that Donald Trump is manifestly unfit to hold office, and that he represents a direct danger to the country . . . but they're going to vote for him any because the alternative is a Democrat. Looking at you Billy Barr and Niki Haley. And probably Chris Christie as well.

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Libertarians are just pretentious Republicans who like drugs.

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And teenage girls.

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De rigueur. The age of consent is tyranny.

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How are they gonna BREED properly if they can't do it at peak fertility?

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And are male who have not progressed emotionally beyond pubescence.

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Absolutely. A non-white male libertarian is basically a black swan event. The only exception I'm aware of is Megan McArdle, and she's an android.

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I misread that last word as "putrescence", but that works, too

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Hey now. I am not a Libertarian

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I wish somebody would pull a Choitner and ask those Republicans "can you expand d a little on how Biden would "destroy the country" as you said. What would be different from the last 4 years?". Then sit back and hit "record".

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Well sure. You know why. Everybody does. If Joe Biden was a Republican he would’ve been executed, per Tubby. On what charges? You know. We all do. No need to explicate.

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Something something Ukraine

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Oh! And "something something inflation open border", even though A) the border always is quiet every time some GOP dope goes down to check it, and B) there's ample evidence that a lot of the inflation has been due to corporate shenanigans as they continue to ensure their profits are obscene rather than merely ridiculous.

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Poor people made more money. That right there is a Libertarian Party foul

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The answer is always "Everybody knows how." Next.

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Every time Biden comes to Wisconsin, which is frequently, the Wisconsin Republican Party releases a statement, which the folks at Spectrum news read blank-faced to the camera: "Failing Fentanyl Border-Crisis Biden and his desperate-losing inflation-Fentanyl Border-Crisis campaign..."

I imagine the response would be something like that.

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You forgot “Hunter” and “dementia.”

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Desperate-dementia-Fentanyl-Hunter-Border-Crisis-loser-Biden and his desperate-losing-border-Fentanyl-Hunter-crisis-dementia campaign came to Wisconsin today...

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Former Green Party member here, if you're in it deep enough to actually go to the convention, you're in for the full ride, nothing less than Ron Paul will do (or whoever the fuck their nominee is this time.)

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What could be less than Ron Paul?

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Rand Paul

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It's Pauls all the way down.

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Bravo! Well done.

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I don't know. Assuming the Libertarian candidate makes the ballot in their state. The attendees of the Libertarian Convention would seem likely to vote for the Libertarian candidate

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