Could I go on Bunkr and say what I really think should have happened to Newt Gingrich when he dumped his wife in the cancer ward? How about antivaxers? I got a head full of ideas that are driving me insane about those assholes, that's for sure! It would be great if I could just let it all out.
We almost forgot to mention that BUNKR is also a great place to meet the Ilsa, She Wolf of your dreams! Now you can really determine if that potential love connection is really into kinder, kirche, and küche, or if she's merely a race traitor slut unwilling to submit herself to her destiny as a brood mother to the White Race!
I feel like we'd have to combine it with No Fap garbage, just to keep the sex workers from having to actually touch them. Combined with covert trolls who are paid to pretend to be wingnuts with fun ideas. "Guys, I know, but think of our manly essences!"
If I had the time and money, I'd start something like BUNKR. Absolutely. I'd charge each of these knuckleheads a $5/month subscription fee, and maybe offer a premium tier that lets you commune directly with El Covfefe himself.
And I would stream the entire thing directly to the antiterrorism offices of the FBI. Take the money from the violent rubes and send them to prison to boot!
See, I'd set it up with a subscription fee, and hire liberal trolls to keep the wingnuts busy there so they don't spend all their time going after people who aren't getting paid to put up with it. We could have fun themed glitch days. Disemvoweling, fake but harmless conspiracy theories, Everything Is Suddenly In Spanish days, I'm sure we can keep them busy.
Totally in with this plan, because I want to create the Anti-Vax movement's natural successor, the Anti-Ox movement. Too much oxygen to your brain causes dangerous liberal thoughts and Wokeness, so true patriots practice frequent auto-asphyxiation. And hey, if a few of the brethren take things too far, that's their free choice, right?
Politics, politics, Nazi Schmazi. You like gross fecal imagery, both written and photographs? Come to Shitter! Want more than little brown turd emojis? You can watch celebrity colonoscopies on Shitter, some cleaner than others. Unedited presentations of Luis Buñel’s “Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie.,” that one scene from “Trainspotting.” You know you love crap, look how you still wear your MAGA hat to the DMV. Come to Shitter!
In creating my Bunkr account I have encountered several issues. Please help!
1. The account creation system keeps rejecting my preferred password, SeigHeil88, as too easy to guess.
2. After three tries in which the system rejected my preferred screen name as already taken (HitlerLover, HitlerFan, HitlerIsMyCoPilot) I was automatically assigned the name Fegelein073402. Really, Fegelein? Fegelein?? Fegelein???
3. When uploading my avatar, I accidentally clicked on the wrong file, so instead of showing me in my replica SS uniform, it’s that stupid pic my mom took of me sleeping with my waifu pillow. I cannot find how to edit this, can u help?
Make the changes yourself!, the admin credentials are DasWarEinBefehl/We HuntedDaJoo69—or are you some libtard mud person who wants free stuff given them?
Personally, I'm left speechless these days by most of the shit I see, read and hear. Good thing I don't need a social media site to keep my fucking mouth shut. Now where's my lithium?
It's been a great time here on REBID, but now Roy has clearly discovered his Personal Path To Riches in BUNKR, so I'm guessing he'll be too busy to keep us all entertained. It was fun while it lasted...
Could I go on Bunkr and say what I really think should have happened to Newt Gingrich when he dumped his wife in the cancer ward? How about antivaxers? I got a head full of ideas that are driving me insane about those assholes, that's for sure! It would be great if I could just let it all out.
that's what alicublog is for, silly!
As long as you don't swear.
Fuckin' A!
the line between parody and reality thins to near invisibility. can serial killers for hire advertise here?
That's the true meaning of Freedom. Ask Ayn Rand.
maybe i'll have mr breitbart ask her! oh wait, they're both still dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4PshgFFWIc
Yes, but they're FBI agents. They may *also* be serial killers, because some of them undoubtedly are, but you know, tradition.
gotta moonlight in these troubled times
This is great btw. When I have to stop and ask myself " Is this real?" 3 or 4 times I know I'm in the good stuff.
It’s Roy in his Phillip K Dick mode.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
PKD
We almost forgot to mention that BUNKR is also a great place to meet the Ilsa, She Wolf of your dreams! Now you can really determine if that potential love connection is really into kinder, kirche, and küche, or if she's merely a race traitor slut unwilling to submit herself to her destiny as a brood mother to the White Race!
Oooh. Addition to my plan. I'm hiring sex workers to humiliate them. We'll charge extra.
They'll pay. It's what they crave.
I feel like we'd have to combine it with No Fap garbage, just to keep the sex workers from having to actually touch them. Combined with covert trolls who are paid to pretend to be wingnuts with fun ideas. "Guys, I know, but think of our manly essences!"
(The German for "catfish" is "Wels")
Jeremy Wade once pretended for the better part of an hour they eat people.
If I had the time and money, I'd start something like BUNKR. Absolutely. I'd charge each of these knuckleheads a $5/month subscription fee, and maybe offer a premium tier that lets you commune directly with El Covfefe himself.
And I would stream the entire thing directly to the antiterrorism offices of the FBI. Take the money from the violent rubes and send them to prison to boot!
“Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name….”
"--where everybody you know/Is insane."
See, I'd set it up with a subscription fee, and hire liberal trolls to keep the wingnuts busy there so they don't spend all their time going after people who aren't getting paid to put up with it. We could have fun themed glitch days. Disemvoweling, fake but harmless conspiracy theories, Everything Is Suddenly In Spanish days, I'm sure we can keep them busy.
a premium tier that lets you commune directly with El Covfefe himself.
but then you'd have to pay Trump, or pretend to be him, and you have to be careful, because we often become what we pretend to be
Well, I already have the fat and lazy parts nailed down.
It's fine. If I become him, the rest of the people in my head will beat hell out of him. I contain pissed-off multitudes.
Totally in with this plan, because I want to create the Anti-Vax movement's natural successor, the Anti-Ox movement. Too much oxygen to your brain causes dangerous liberal thoughts and Wokeness, so true patriots practice frequent auto-asphyxiation. And hey, if a few of the brethren take things too far, that's their free choice, right?
I'd guess a whole bunch of those patriots are already practicing auto-asphyxiation while raising their flag poles, if you know what I mean.
Great! Round them up in one place. Easier on the FBI.
Politics, politics, Nazi Schmazi. You like gross fecal imagery, both written and photographs? Come to Shitter! Want more than little brown turd emojis? You can watch celebrity colonoscopies on Shitter, some cleaner than others. Unedited presentations of Luis Buñel’s “Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie.,” that one scene from “Trainspotting.” You know you love crap, look how you still wear your MAGA hat to the DMV. Come to Shitter!
What about Pink Flamingos and Divine eating poop. That seem perfect for Shittr
Shitter welcomes all kinds of shitty content.
"No h*m*" is the only rule
Brilliant. BUNKR could branch out to glom even bigger pieces of the Internet scream-pie:
SPUNKR - The dating app. It's so seedy even Lower East Siders in the old days would find it gross.
DRUNKR - I'd join this one. Whole threads of nothing but "Fuck thish shit!" comments.
DEBUNKR - Hey, like the joke says, business is business, so you may as well get some of that anti-Nazi money too!
Outstanding. Don’t forget LURKR, for the merely Nazi-curious.
KLUNKR - SELL YOUR OLD HEAP HERE!
--to Nazis!
Honestly, this seemed so entirely probable that I had to Google to see if it was real.
Still thinking of signing up for GETTR so I can provoke the nut jo-- I mean, engage in discussions of ideas with others. Yeah, that, sure.
I'm working out a signing bonus to lure you to be my head Nazi Tormentor. (Like, who torments Nazis, not--You know what I mean.)
TO: Bunkr tech support
FROM: see below
In creating my Bunkr account I have encountered several issues. Please help!
1. The account creation system keeps rejecting my preferred password, SeigHeil88, as too easy to guess.
2. After three tries in which the system rejected my preferred screen name as already taken (HitlerLover, HitlerFan, HitlerIsMyCoPilot) I was automatically assigned the name Fegelein073402. Really, Fegelein? Fegelein?? Fegelein???
3. When uploading my avatar, I accidentally clicked on the wrong file, so instead of showing me in my replica SS uniform, it’s that stupid pic my mom took of me sleeping with my waifu pillow. I cannot find how to edit this, can u help?
I wish I could upvote this more than once. *chef's kiss*
try seigheilseig88. 14 characters, you know.
Make the changes yourself!, the admin credentials are DasWarEinBefehl/We HuntedDaJoo69—or are you some libtard mud person who wants free stuff given them?
I never considered myself Nazi-curious. Maybe I should give it a try!
Personally, I'm left speechless these days by most of the shit I see, read and hear. Good thing I don't need a social media site to keep my fucking mouth shut. Now where's my lithium?
Long ago there was a blog called "Political Flesh Feast" I think the only rule was No Death Threats.
I recall it as being hilarious, but I was so much younger then.
i'm older than that now...
It's been a great time here on REBID, but now Roy has clearly discovered his Personal Path To Riches in BUNKR, so I'm guessing he'll be too busy to keep us all entertained. It was fun while it lasted...
The REALLY crazy thing about this?
If it’s not real now, it will be.
What's the Rule 34 equivalent for nazi stuff?
Rule 88?
If it's not, it should be.