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Could I go on Bunkr and say what I really think should have happened to Newt Gingrich when he dumped his wife in the cancer ward? How about antivaxers? I got a head full of ideas that are driving me insane about those assholes, that's for sure! It would be great if I could just let it all out.

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the line between parody and reality thins to near invisibility. can serial killers for hire advertise here?

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This is great btw. When I have to stop and ask myself " Is this real?" 3 or 4 times I know I'm in the good stuff.

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We almost forgot to mention that BUNKR is also a great place to meet the Ilsa, She Wolf of your dreams! Now you can really determine if that potential love connection is really into kinder, kirche, and küche, or if she's merely a race traitor slut unwilling to submit herself to her destiny as a brood mother to the White Race!

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If I had the time and money, I'd start something like BUNKR. Absolutely. I'd charge each of these knuckleheads a $5/month subscription fee, and maybe offer a premium tier that lets you commune directly with El Covfefe himself.

And I would stream the entire thing directly to the antiterrorism offices of the FBI. Take the money from the violent rubes and send them to prison to boot!

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Great! Round them up in one place. Easier on the FBI.

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Politics, politics, Nazi Schmazi. You like gross fecal imagery, both written and photographs? Come to Shitter! Want more than little brown turd emojis? You can watch celebrity colonoscopies on Shitter, some cleaner than others. Unedited presentations of Luis Buñel’s “Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie.,” that one scene from “Trainspotting.” You know you love crap, look how you still wear your MAGA hat to the DMV. Come to Shitter!

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Brilliant. BUNKR could branch out to glom even bigger pieces of the Internet scream-pie:

SPUNKR - The dating app. It's so seedy even Lower East Siders in the old days would find it gross.

DRUNKR - I'd join this one. Whole threads of nothing but "Fuck thish shit!" comments.

DEBUNKR - Hey, like the joke says, business is business, so you may as well get some of that anti-Nazi money too!

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Honestly, this seemed so entirely probable that I had to Google to see if it was real.

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Still thinking of signing up for GETTR so I can provoke the nut jo-- I mean, engage in discussions of ideas with others. Yeah, that, sure.

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TO: Bunkr tech support

FROM: see below

In creating my Bunkr account I have encountered several issues. Please help!

1. The account creation system keeps rejecting my preferred password, SeigHeil88, as too easy to guess.

2. After three tries in which the system rejected my preferred screen name as already taken (HitlerLover, HitlerFan, HitlerIsMyCoPilot) I was automatically assigned the name Fegelein073402. Really, Fegelein? Fegelein?? Fegelein???

3. When uploading my avatar, I accidentally clicked on the wrong file, so instead of showing me in my replica SS uniform, it’s that stupid pic my mom took of me sleeping with my waifu pillow. I cannot find how to edit this, can u help?

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I never considered myself Nazi-curious. Maybe I should give it a try!

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Personally, I'm left speechless these days by most of the shit I see, read and hear. Good thing I don't need a social media site to keep my fucking mouth shut. Now where's my lithium?

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Long ago there was a blog called "Political Flesh Feast" I think the only rule was No Death Threats.

I recall it as being hilarious, but I was so much younger then.

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It's been a great time here on REBID, but now Roy has clearly discovered his Personal Path To Riches in BUNKR, so I'm guessing he'll be too busy to keep us all entertained. It was fun while it lasted...

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The REALLY crazy thing about this?

If it’s not real now, it will be.

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