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Kind of weird: Combination of health crisis, economic collapse and financial collapse yet sometimes I laugh at humor touching on the crises and sometimes I'm somewhat offended.

But, maybe because I hate crackers so much (or not), I was seriously amused.

Good job, Roy.

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Cocaine Mitch in an Edwardian motoring costume is a lovely touch. And Junior displaying his massive inferiority complex while trying desperately to impress is on the nose, too.

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I'm seeing Junior in the first and only ascot ever spotted in Pigfuck Ridge's history.

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The depiction of Mitch McConnell as a mashup of Montgomery Burns and an Edward Gorey character is aces.

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This post about “when college kids wore fur pimp coats” is only tangentially related at best, but too good not to share. Wossamotta U!

https://www.messynessychic.com/2014/11/26/the-1920s-college-kids-and-the-fur-pimp-coat-craze/

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If possum tastes like it looks, I'll pass.

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It tastes like chicken. Chicken that’s been dining at the city park dumpster.

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Everything tastes like chicken, even chicken.

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It’s Kentucky , gotta work Rand Paul in there somewhere. Maybe Benzadrine’s next beau, “When Randy came sparkin’ with a toilet paper bouquet and a Readers Digest edition of ‘Atlas Shrugged.’” Or, “Why Mistah Paul, I never saw a muskrat toupee before!”

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must work in the Aqua Buddah -- wasn't that his college bong?

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I think it was Grassley the other day commenting on the weird things

eaten in China. Reminded me of Huckabee's squirrel recipies. Yep, people eat possum. There's also a muskrat dinner festival in N.J. Probably other weird stuff I don't know of

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they don't eat Muskrat Suzie and Muskrat Sam do they?

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We can only hope

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"He likes the way she sucks his cock. [Smacks McCONNELL’s shoulders; in a confidential tone] An’ that ain’t a euphemism, neither!"

Ah yes. Nothing like a good loud horse laugh to clear the pipes first thing in the morning.

Uh. That's not a euphemism either.

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"..an’ when he makes love to me he give me the hollerin’ fits."

Ah, the cry of young love everywhere, from Pigfuck Ridge to Rooty Hill.

"...an’ when he makes love to me he give me the hollerin’ fits. " Ah the cry of young love everywhere, from Pigfuck Ridge to Rooty Hill.

..."looks JUNIOR dead in the eye.." There's a meme of Drumpf's eyes with the caption, "The eyes are the window to the soul. See anything? I don't". Nor can Junior.

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