Wait, did Graham reject violence, or are we just assuming he's not capable of direct violence anyway? (I checked the link and didn't see any reputed repudiations.)
Beautiful. Love how you capture the shitstream of semi-consciousness of these looney tunes, Ms. Joni is a peach. I wouldn't be surprised if "fetus microchips" doesn't soon appear in their lexicon of buzzword gibberish.
Yeah, I guess it's just the way American politics is now. Biden notes that the GOP is becoming more openly fascist and is very loud about how it wants to do away with American Democracy . . . and that drives the entire media complex insane with rage. Meanwhile, sitting Republican Senators and the former Republican president are publicly advocating for the violent overthrow of the government of the United States, and the media reaction is . . . a short yawn.
Nauseating. Which is to say mission fully accomplished satire-wise.
And condolences to the Maestro; I'm sure this was a hard birth, wading through the sewage.
But TBH, I have to say I'm still a little fuzzy on who, in Lindsey's imaging there, would be rioting exactly. Or maybe the problem is we can't have law and order without our betters being above the law, I don't know.
Lindsey’s secret fantasy is that his being required to testify in Georgia’s election tampering investigation will result in somebody noticing he’s still relevant. It’s not rioting in the streets but it’s better than being laughed at in public.
I am outraged, OUTRAGED, that Sleepy Dictator Joe "Stalin" Hunter Biden has called on his Antifa supersoldier thugs and the crazed woke mob of the Commu-Socialist Democrat Treason Party to burn down ALL OF AMERICA, after the noble Christian National Not-at-all Socialist InfoWarrior Patriots rebuilt it. Calling his opponents vituperative insulting names WILL NOT STAND in this noble Republican Republic, even if that's what you can expect from child eating Satanist groomer Demoncrats!
I'm keeping the fetus microchips, though. I hear you can get 5G on them and I'm looking forward to being able to stream podcasts directly into my brain.
I always have to stop and marvel for a minute that you don't have to make up or exaggerate any of this. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. I was surprised to be a little touched by Bud Crinkle's soliloquy at the end, though the real Generalissimos out there are creaming their camo at the idea that the long-promised urban food riots and race war is so close they can smell the gunpowder.
I suppose it should be said that those BLM "riots" were about a guy named George Floyd, who was brutally murdered by a cop named Derek Chauvin. And when the thing went to court, we brought enough facts & evidence that Formerly-Officer Chauvin is serving a long stretch in prison.
Jan. 6, on the other hand, was inspired by lies, and every time the liars had their day in court, it was Dog Ate My Homework.
I'm not going to sign on to a blanket anti-riot policy, as King said, Riots are the language of the oppressed, but I do think it makes a difference whether the rioters are inspired by truth or by made-up nonsense.
"Fentanyl laced dollar bills" bad: Cocaine laced dollar bills good.
and points for SANDERVANOCUR.
"-sick to the eyeteeth"
Hard to believe you're a big -city guy what with your mastery of the down home lingo Real Americans use around their Midwestern kitchen tables.
Must be hard to write this when so much of real life is reads like broad parody.
Wait, did Graham reject violence, or are we just assuming he's not capable of direct violence anyway? (I checked the link and didn't see any reputed repudiations.)
A Fox News transcription? Kinda phoning it in here, aren’t you Roy?
Well, well, well...
"Ford’s Theater and its gift shop"
You get 2 marks for that alone.
It's the funniest thing I've read since yesterday's Trump Truthism® "Why are people so mean?!"
But jeez, Roy – you gotta stop inventing all those names in just one post – if you are in it for the long haul you gotta pace yerself!
"I join him in denouncing Joe Biden’s call for antifa BLM riots in our streets."
Look, to be fair, it would be wrong for Biden to call for riots if the DOJ does indict Trump, so really, we're on the same page, no?
The horseshoe comes around and bipartisanship lives again!
Beautiful. Love how you capture the shitstream of semi-consciousness of these looney tunes, Ms. Joni is a peach. I wouldn't be surprised if "fetus microchips" doesn't soon appear in their lexicon of buzzword gibberish.
Yeah, I guess it's just the way American politics is now. Biden notes that the GOP is becoming more openly fascist and is very loud about how it wants to do away with American Democracy . . . and that drives the entire media complex insane with rage. Meanwhile, sitting Republican Senators and the former Republican president are publicly advocating for the violent overthrow of the government of the United States, and the media reaction is . . . a short yawn.
Nauseating. Which is to say mission fully accomplished satire-wise.
And condolences to the Maestro; I'm sure this was a hard birth, wading through the sewage.
But TBH, I have to say I'm still a little fuzzy on who, in Lindsey's imaging there, would be rioting exactly. Or maybe the problem is we can't have law and order without our betters being above the law, I don't know.
Lindsey’s secret fantasy is that his being required to testify in Georgia’s election tampering investigation will result in somebody noticing he’s still relevant. It’s not rioting in the streets but it’s better than being laughed at in public.
OK, "Bolt Upright" is a good one, but "Justin Sandervanocur IV" touches on comic genius.
“Bolt Upright.” Genius, Roy. Pure genius.
Best ever, despite reality coming ever closer to this depiction.
I am outraged, OUTRAGED, that Sleepy Dictator Joe "Stalin" Hunter Biden has called on his Antifa supersoldier thugs and the crazed woke mob of the Commu-Socialist Democrat Treason Party to burn down ALL OF AMERICA, after the noble Christian National Not-at-all Socialist InfoWarrior Patriots rebuilt it. Calling his opponents vituperative insulting names WILL NOT STAND in this noble Republican Republic, even if that's what you can expect from child eating Satanist groomer Demoncrats!
I'm keeping the fetus microchips, though. I hear you can get 5G on them and I'm looking forward to being able to stream podcasts directly into my brain.
I always have to stop and marvel for a minute that you don't have to make up or exaggerate any of this. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. I was surprised to be a little touched by Bud Crinkle's soliloquy at the end, though the real Generalissimos out there are creaming their camo at the idea that the long-promised urban food riots and race war is so close they can smell the gunpowder.
I suppose it should be said that those BLM "riots" were about a guy named George Floyd, who was brutally murdered by a cop named Derek Chauvin. And when the thing went to court, we brought enough facts & evidence that Formerly-Officer Chauvin is serving a long stretch in prison.
Jan. 6, on the other hand, was inspired by lies, and every time the liars had their day in court, it was Dog Ate My Homework.
I'm not going to sign on to a blanket anti-riot policy, as King said, Riots are the language of the oppressed, but I do think it makes a difference whether the rioters are inspired by truth or by made-up nonsense.