Jack using his iPhone to turn on his lights is sublime and of course he wears that robe. Every word of this is true. I am torn between hoping the gladiator school gets restored (for the comedy) and hoping it does not (for the civilization).
Aren’t you going a little easy on Dorsey? Vaginal extract lotion is good but smegma beard oil would complete the picture of machismo and cheese that defines tech bros.
And as much as I hope to never hear of Richard Spencer again, I sort of wish he'd write a book about stealthily spreading his Turd Reich ideology called "Hitler's Silent Seed". Also, I will forever more refer to Twitter's Doofus in Chief as Ejaculate Dorsey.
The Adventures Of Torn Ligament And The Finger-Painting Fascists, or, Days And Nights With The Undead
Pure genius. I nearly spit my coffee through my nose when Tomi Lahren stormed in.
“Everclear with cocaine ice cubes.”
I have no words.
Jack using his iPhone to turn on his lights is sublime and of course he wears that robe. Every word of this is true. I am torn between hoping the gladiator school gets restored (for the comedy) and hoping it does not (for the civilization).
Aren’t you going a little easy on Dorsey? Vaginal extract lotion is good but smegma beard oil would complete the picture of machismo and cheese that defines tech bros.
Hahaha. Bannon is such a loser> I like the "Tomi Lahren" comment. He does look like he's had a bad run-in with a house fire.
"Lebensroommates". ::performs suitable obeisance::
And as much as I hope to never hear of Richard Spencer again, I sort of wish he'd write a book about stealthily spreading his Turd Reich ideology called "Hitler's Silent Seed". Also, I will forever more refer to Twitter's Doofus in Chief as Ejaculate Dorsey.
You had me at "everclear with cocaine ice cubes."