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The Adventures Of Torn Ligament And The Finger-Painting Fascists, or, Days And Nights With The Undead

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Pure genius. I nearly spit my coffee through my nose when Tomi Lahren stormed in.

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“Everclear with cocaine ice cubes.”

I have no words.

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I have no words, but I'll take a big tumbler. To go.

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Everclear is appropriate for Bannon, since he wants to watch the world die.

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Jack using his iPhone to turn on his lights is sublime and of course he wears that robe. Every word of this is true. I am torn between hoping the gladiator school gets restored (for the comedy) and hoping it does not (for the civilization).

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Civilization had a good run. Also: “Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?”

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Aren’t you going a little easy on Dorsey? Vaginal extract lotion is good but smegma beard oil would complete the picture of machismo and cheese that defines tech bros.

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Um, ew?

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Yes, yes, but is it *organic*?

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Hahaha. Bannon is such a loser> I like the "Tomi Lahren" comment. He does look like he's had a bad run-in with a house fire.

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"Lebensroommates". ::performs suitable obeisance::

And as much as I hope to never hear of Richard Spencer again, I sort of wish he'd write a book about stealthily spreading his Turd Reich ideology called "Hitler's Silent Seed". Also, I will forever more refer to Twitter's Doofus in Chief as Ejaculate Dorsey.

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“Cum Silent, Cum Deep”

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You had me at "everclear with cocaine ice cubes."

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