¡Vaya con Dios!
Tubby's rearguard action against the Southern Hemispherans
[The Oval Office. Chairs and sofas are moved out of the way to make room for Academy Award™ nominated actor JAMES WOODS, dressed in chinos, Bass Weejuns, and a polo shirt, who seems to be pitching something to TRUMP, who is seated at the Resolute Desk, and COREY LEWANDOWSKI, standing a little behind TRUMP.]
WOODS: Look, we lost Hector to wokeness, Mr. President. So what? There are plenty of Latino actors in New York and L.A. who’ll be happy for the job.
TRUMP: You’re not gettin’ it, Jimmy, it ain’t working, this Mexican bandit thing. I’m standing up there, peeling off these “Worst of the Worst” flyers, showing ‘em to people, nobody gives a shit. I look like an asshole. I’m goin’ “Here’s Enrico Es-spicko, bad hombre, raped and killed a hundred white girls, very bad hombre.” They stare at me like I’m reading the weather. It’s no good. And then the Bad Bunny, ay yi yi. I remember when they sang in Spanish, they went from table to table, serenading you, and they had straw hats, like those Tres Panchos, you know them, Corey?
LEWANDOWSKI: No, sir.
TRUMP: Eydie Gorme sang with them. Maybe that’s where it started, the race mixing. Like Britt Ekland and Sammy Davis Junior. Now you got this Porter Rican, bouncing up and down on the truck, and Lady Googah and all the white people yelling their heads off.
