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I love it when you write these type of posts! I still miss Schmucks in the City 😂

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I should revive that, except the world has changed so much -- wait! The Schmucks are now the old-timers shaking their fists at the condo kids! It's gold, Jerry, gold!

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Ha, perfect!!

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“Hey rummy!” Lol that’s an expression that I had totally forgotten about, but it’s perfect. 11/10, Roy.

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Kav: That's right. You and John and Donald. You know, you got to be careful of dead bees if you're goin' around barefooted, 'cause if you step on them they can sting you just as bad as if they was alive, especially if they was kind of mad when they got killed. I bet I been bit a hundred times that way.

Hope: You have? Why don't you bite them back?

Eddie: That's what John always says. But I ain't got no stinger.

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Hilarious. I love the bit about pruno.

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