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Sep 30, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I don't know what this says about me, but I think the most remarkable thing about this story is the fact that parents exist who decided it was a good idea to name their daughter "Trashelle."

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I will no doubt run into someone and think " Degenerate fucking crumb bum" and it's sad that I even know people like that. At least though, now I have the perfect phrase to describe them!

I've decided to focus on seeing things in a positive light.

The Inner circle - Landowsk, Stone, Manifort, Bannon. They are all the same kind of amoral degenerate piece of shit. Like Trump.

I love the sense of claustrophobia in the scenes from the auxiliary White House. Well done!

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Sep 30, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Have to say it: “Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.”

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Sep 30, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

That Post story about Noehm and Lewandowski has so many wonderful details, like the donor's trophy wife's name is "Trashelle", and that Noehm strong-armed a state official to get her daughter a real estate appraiser's license, which is now being investigated by South Dakota Attorney General Jason "Hit n' Run" Ravnsborg.

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(Just go ahead and rename South Dakota "MiniTrumpland".)

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"DIBS: [Nodding as he reads] Mushrooms."

Chef's kiss...

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Great stuff!

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Just yesterday I was reading someone's no-less-uninformed-than-anyone-else's speculation that some RWNJ opponent of Noem was spreading the rumor as oppo, and thinking "I do not know if this is true, but fuck whoever it was for making me think about it."

And here's YOU with TRUMP in the picture. I'm entertained but nauseated.

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Funny stuff Roy! What's really funny is all these fuckers are going to be running the country again come 2025. That'll be hilarious.

Watching the democrats implode and fuck their own agenda isn't helping my mood.

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Okay, here's today's Genius Idea: Remember when I said, the other day, that someone should use Trump's 45th President of the United States memo letterhead, and issue bogus "statements" from him? That someone is Roy, and the text should be this and other Trump play scripts. Just send them out onto the internet and let them find their way.

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Sep 30, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

You always do the closure line so well. Mushroom pizza right after the latest story about Trump's mushroom penis referenced in Stephanie Grisham's new book. Hilarious.

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