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Ahhh, succession -- about 10 years ago northeastern Colorado wanted to secede because the legislature banned fracking. The largest city there is Greeley, and then there's nothing more than tiny farming towns to the Kansas border. I don't reven remember what they were going to call it. The United Assembly of Shitburgs, Honktopia, Mayo Island and Grievance Gardens? Who knows? Wheee!

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Disappearing Up Your Own Ass To Own The Libs, A Continuing Series

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My entire life IтАЩve had to suffer incompetent, malevolent conservatism at the state level, and to varying degrees at the national level. But when these whiny shitbirds lose a tiny bit of their privilege, theyтАЩre nailing themselves up on a cross faster than you can bleat тАЬsecession!тАЭ

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Part of me wants one of these secession movements to get their way and then be forced to grovel to the Feds to make up for all the tax revenue they've been siphoning from the urban regions. Eastern Washington is another region which does this, imagining that they are paying for Seattle schools.

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