Sitemap - 2013 - Roy Edroso Breaks It Down
YEAR-END TOP TEN THINGS NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT.
"WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER" IS ABOUT OBAMA, ISN'T IT? YOU CAN TELL ME!
WASSAIL BEATS WHINING EVERY TIME.
IT'S LONESOME RHODESES ALL THE WAY DOWN.
MORE CAPITALIST THAN THE POPE, AS THE OLD SAYING GOES.
RICHARD PRYOR, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS ALWAYS VERY POLITE.
REPUBLICAN OUTREACH TO WOMEN CONTINUES.
DA, COMRADE, PLEASE ONLY TO LAUGH AT STEVE CROWDER, RUSH LIMBAUGH, AND STARVING PAUPERS.
WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A DEATH CULT, EVERY OBAMA LOOKS LIKE A HITLER.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL THANKSGIVING WITHOUT LIBERAL FASCISM.
YOUTH CULTURE STOLE HIS CHAINSAW.
FORCED INTO HEALTH CARE: A MOTHER'S LAMENT.
HIS PERFECT RECORD OF WRONGNESS IS INTACT.
OTHER THAN THAT, PERFECT ANALOGY.
AND THEN DE BLASIO MADE OUT WITH SUKHREET GABEL AND KILLED YANKEL ROSENBAUM.
IN WHAT SHOULD BE THE NADIR...
OKAY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SHITTY HEALTH CARE PLANS. HAPPY?
...AND WHEN I WOKE UP, I WAS ON THE FUNDAMENTALIST-BIGOT SIDE OF A VOTE TALLY. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
NOBODY GOES THERE, IT'S TOO CROWDED.
FINALLY: A USE FOR LIBERTARIANS!
AS IF YOU NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE FOR HIM...
MY EYES... ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
THIS HERE'S A ZOO AND THE KEEPER AIN'T YOU/AND I'M SICK OF IT, I'M SICK OF YOU.
WATERLOO, COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TO.
TODAY YOUR LOVE, TOMORROW THE WORLD.
CRAZY JESUS LADY'S CRISIS OF AUTHORITY.
THE ASSHOLIFICATION OF ASSHOLES.
WHITE PEOPLE THE REAL VICTIMS PART 430,882.
LIFE IN POST-"MILLION VET MARCH" AMERICA.
BOTH SIDES DO I-- [drowns in bullshit]
DUMBER AND DUMBERER AND DUMBERERER.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY STUPIDER...
ALSO, CHOC-O-MUT ICE CREAMS IS CONSERVATIVE 2. (FART.) THIS IS CENTRAL TO MY POINT.
AT NATIONAL REVIEW, THE DREAM WILL NEVER DIE.
THE LIBERTARIAN RACKET IN A NUTSHELL.
JUVENAL HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
TIME FOR RAND PAUL TO MAKE A SPEECH ON FIRE ISLAND.
WHEN THEY LET UNPROPERTIED WHITE MEN VOTE, HE KNEW IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.
"YOUNG MAN, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE SAID ALL NIGHT! SCREW THE IRISH!"
THE CULTURE WAR ON BASIC CABLE.
SEE YOU IN THE NORTON ANTHOLOGY.
BUT SINCE 9/11 I'M OUTRAGED BY CHAPPAQUIDDICK THE NSA.
TODAY IN FILM REVIEWS BY RIGHTWING PROPAGANDISTS:
THE BOY WHO CRIED OBAMAHITLER.
SO BAD THAT A SORT OF GRANDEUR CREEPS INTO IT.
LOVE POWER/ THE POWER OF A SWEET FLOWER/ IS GONNA RULE THE EARTH/ AND THERE'LL BE A GREAT REBIRTH.
LIBERTARIAN POPULISM EXPLAINED.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO PLAY THE ODDS.
SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND/ THERE'S ANOTHER HARD-LUCK STORY THAT YOU'RE GONNA HEAR.
HOW YA GONNA KEEP 'EM DOWN ON THE FARM...
COME ALONG, WE'RE GOING TO THE TRANS-LUX TO HISS WILLIAM BUCKLEY.
LIBERTARIANS, THEY'RE LOVIN' IT!
FREE MINDS, FREE MARKETS, BUT AS TO YOUR WOMB...
MORE ADVICE FROM YOUR MORTAL ENEMIES.
'SMATTER, BITCH, CAN'T TAKE A COMPLIMENT?
LAST NIGHT I SAW LESTER MADDOX ON A TV SHOW/WITH SOME SMART-ASS NEW YORK JEW...
TODAY IN CONSERVATIVE JOURNALISM.
WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS AN OBAMAHAMMER...
TODAY'S BIZARRO JESUS SPOKESPERSON.
YOU ALREADY HAVE ZERO PRIVACY.
YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK!
NEXT WEEK: MLK VS. AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.
THE HE-MAN WOMAN-HATERS' BOOK CLUB.
GIVE ME LIBERTY A TAX DEDUCTION OR GIVE ME DEATH FUCK IT, I'M OUTTA HERE.
GET THE RAINCOAT OUT OF YOUR LAP, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW.
THEY SEE ME TROLLIN', THEY HATIN'.
THE CONSERVATIVE CRACK-UP, CONT.
ANNALS OF THE CULTURE WAR, TV PARTY EDITION.
AS USUAL, UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT OF CONSENT.
NEXT TIME: THE GREEN GOBLIN IS SOLYNDRA!
NEXT WEEK: THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE -- IF ONLY THE GOVERNMENT HADN'T INTERVENED.
AND HOW COULD I EVER REFUSE/I FEEL LIKE I WIN WHEN I LOSE.
LIBERTARIAN OUTREACH ON GAY RIGHTS.
THE NEW HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER.
KILL US ALL, LET GOD SORT US OUT.
POST-TRAUMATIC ATTENTION DEFICIT SYNDROME.
ALSO, LET'S STORE GAS OVER BY THE SMOKERS' CORNER.
ALSO TOTALLY CONSERVATIVE: THOSE DELICIOUS BALLPARK FRANKS.
DEMOCRACY PROMOTION IN ACTION.
IS THIS WHAT WE SENT YOU TO COLLEGE FOR?
CONSERVATIVE MINORITY OUTREACH CONTINUES, CONTINUED.
WHY NOBODY LIKES THE GOLDBERG FRAUD SQUAD.
REPUBLICAN MINORITY OUTREACH CONTINUES.
ANNALS OF THE CULTURE WARS, SPECIAL BREITBART EDITION.
#StandWithThatAssholeRandPaul.
WHEN SLAVE GIRL PRINCESS LEIA ISN'T ENOUGH.
I CAN'T GO ON OSCAR PREDICTING; I'LL GO ON OSCAR PREDICTING.
WARNING: TRUST THE SHORTER, JAMES TARANTO EDITION
THERE'S RICH, AND THEN THERE'S HANSON RICH.
ANNALS OF THE CULTURE WAR, PERSECUTION MANIA EDITION.
ANNALS OF THE CULTURE WAR, CONT.
THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER.
...THAN SCHMUCK FOR A LIFETIME.
WELCOME HOME, BROTHER, WE WILL KILL THE FATTED CALF.
THE CONSERVATIVE COMEBACK, PART 102,833.
ANNALS OF THE CULTURE WARS ETC. ETC.
THE CONSERVATIVE COMEBACK PART 43,022.
THAT'S RACIST. NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS RACIST.
THE CONSERVATIVE COMEBACK, PART 34,282.
IT'S OUR OWN STORY EXACTLY! HE BOLD AS A HAWK, SHE SOFT AS THE DAWN.
ANNALS OF THE CULTURE WARS: A VERY SPECIAL JONAH GOLDBERG EDITION.
A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
HOW'RE YOU GONNA KEEP 'EM DOWN ON THE FARM AFTER THEY'VE SEEN THE FARM?